UPDATE: We have a winner -- Congratulations to phastafrican!

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As part of Lounge's election promise to redistribute the wealth, we're giving away two tickets to see funny guy Frank Caliendo when he hits the Bell next weekend.

To enter the drawing, sign in and post a funny quote, joke or video link in the comments below. One winner will be drawn at random to receive the tickets. We'll e-mail that lucky person by noon on Thursday, Nov. 6.

Comments

• 
  SpikeOct. 30, 2008 7:06 p.m.

  I used to care, but I take a pill for that now!
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  SpikeOct. 30, 2008 7:07 p.m.

  I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you!
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  tab benderNov. 2, 2008 11:14 a.m.

  "I cannot imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove that I bought a donut..."

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAGbItDdSGM

  ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAGbItDdSGM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAGbItDdSGM
• joanie23Nov. 3, 2008 7:30 p.m.

  A dream catcher works..if your dream is to be gay...
• joanie23Nov. 3, 2008 7:31 p.m.

  A day without a buzz...is a day that never was...
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  kettlemacNov. 5, 2008 6:03 p.m.

  What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken.
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  ebaakoNov. 5, 2008 6:45 p.m.

  FRANKTV is awesome. Can't wait to see him live.
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  phastafricanNov. 5, 2008 7:13 p.m.

  Its a TRRBL TRRBL thing i tell you. Its just crazy.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAMIlPudalQ&
• nate0127Nov. 6, 2008 8:29 a.m.

  A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

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